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  • Writer-director Eric Steele made the impressive small-scale vampire movie Boy #5.  Here, again with minimal (but professional) resources, he ambitiously tackles the ‘Nazis won the War’ theme with some doctored and staged news footage from the GBBC propaganda outfit to sketch in the scenario … here, Germany unleashed a bioweapon before the Battle of Britain and were able to occupy and take over the UK because they have a monopoly on the vaccine which keeps the ‘todesgrippe’ at bay.  President Wilkie is keeping the US neutral and opening trade negotiations with the Greater German Reich.  Stalin has just signed another five-year non-aggression pact with Hitler.  Edward VIII is back on the throne and Oswald Mosley is PM.  No one talks about what happened to Mr Churchill or the former King or, say, India. In 1942, German soldiers – and one locally-recruited Kripo (Joseph Jordan), a nasty little git getting off on being in with the winners and getting back at everyone who looked at him wrong – go down a street, hauling out all the residents for interrogation, on the principle that someone must have connections with ‘the Resistance’.  To prove they mean business, the Nazis summarily execute people they know have no useful information to pressue the rest to talk.  For most of the film, these seemingly-random folk – from all classes and political persuasions – are held in an empty church, to be interrogated by SS bastard Goethe (Matthew McCloud).  In conversation with Leutnant Otto Binder (Steve Murphy) – presumably named after the pulp/comics writer who co-created Supergirl – Goethe lets slip a secret which could threaten the iron hold of the National Socialists over Britain, which eventually leaks out into the dwindling pool of prisoners and poses yet another what-to-do quandary. Mostly in stark black and white, this evokes Went the Day Well? and It Happened Here in imagining Nazis in Britain but also stirs in many contemporary issues, from divisive responses to the pandemic to the rise of a home-grown nasty far right.  It’s not free from low-budget woes, especially when it comes to action, and some of the German accents hark back to commando comics – though if one thing has come out of recent events it’s that it’s impossible to overestimate the way Nazis lean into their own caricatures.  Squirming in the pews or the interrogation room are a range of not-entirely admirable Brits who mostly just want to muddle through – a floppy-haired student (Matas Kidelis) who’s flipped from communism to fascism, a slightly bent tax man (Nick Stefan Brown) and his genteelly superior wife (Laura Montgomery), a cynical ex-soldier (Oliver Devoti), a secretly Jewish academic (Adrian Palmer), a young hothead (Johnny Vernon), a midwife (Mia Vore). Much of the film works like a play, with all these people forced together and forced to take (or try to avoid taking) stands – some arguing (even persuasively) for selfishness, others desperately hoping that some form of communal action will get them out of here with their fingernails unpulled.  The underlying message of most Nazis-won-the-war stories, except those written by actual Nazi sympathisers, is the slogan of Brecht’s Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui ‘Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men.  For though the world has stood up and stopped the bastard, the bitch that bore him is in heat again’  Steele here returns to this form of fiction in an age when there’s a whole litter of bastard puppies out there – and making films like this has become an urgent necessity.  
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  • Your Daily Dracula – Julian Sands as ‘Count Holiday’, Death Rider in the House of Vampires (2021) (more…)
  • My Sight & Sound review of Supergirl is online.
  • Your Daily Dracula – Mike Ferguson, Dracula Eternal (2026) (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Jackalope (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Sacrificios (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Corporate Retreat (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Child (2026) (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - The Troll (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Friday the 69th (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Serena (2026) (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review -Broken Beak (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Un susurro invocó mi nombre (The Devil Whispered My Name) (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Zycie dla poczatkujacych (Life for Beginners) (more…)
  • Raindance Film Festival review - Modem (more…)
  • My notes on Huo zhe yan (The Furious) (more…)
  • My Empire review of Scary Movie (2026) is online
  • I appear on this, talking Dracula (1931).
  • My Sight & Sound review of The Backrooms is online.
  • Your Daily Dracula – Ken Mitzkovitz as Abraham Van Helsing, Keith Jordan as Michael Van Helsing, The Adventures of Young Van Helsing The Quest for the Lost Sceptre (2004) (more…)
  • Your Daily Dracula - Marcus Massey, Dracula in Space (2026) (more…)
  • My SciFiNow.com review of Mortal Kombat II is online
  • My Empire review of Hokum is online.
  • My notes on Michael (2026) (more…)
  • Here's a taster for my new novel ...
  • My notes on Exit 8 (more…)
  • My SciFiNow.com review of the new Mummy movie is online.
  • Your Daily Dracula – Frank Juhas as ‘European Vampire’, Yat mei dou yan (Vampire vs Vampire, 1989) (more…)
  • Your Daily Dracula – Wolf Morrison, Vampire City (2009) (more…)
  • My SciFiNow.com review of Undertone is online.
  • Your Daily Dracula - Peter Jakeson, Dracula Rise of the Vampire (2025) (more…)
  • Your Daily Dracula – Craig Gloster, Vampire Zombies … From Space (2024) (more…)
  • My Sci-FiNow.com review of They Will Kill You is online.
  • Ready or Not Here I Come (Ready or Not 2 Here I Come) (more…)
  • Object Z NB: Big Spoilers - so watch the thing first ... (more…)
  • Deathkeeper (more…)
  • Karmadonna (more…)
  • FrightFest Glasgow review - Red Riding (more…)
  • Yakin Jiken (The Convenience Store) (more…)
  • My notes on The Bride! (more…)
  • Glasgow FrightFest review – Violence (more…)
  • FrightFest Glasgow review - The Curse (2025) (more…)
  • The Restoration at Grayson Manor (more…)
  • FrightFest Glasgow review - Bone Keeper (more…)
  • FrightFest Glasgow review - Bury the Devil (more…)
  • FrightFest Glasgow review - Jailbroken (more…)
  • Your Daily Dracula – Ken Ogaka, Dorakiyura Yore Ai-O (My Soul is Slashed) (1991) (more…)
  • I appear on the Cineversary podcast, discussing Alfred Hitchcock's Notorious (1946).