
Though not free of the deadwood diversions that make many Al Adamson-Sam Sherman pictures endurance tests, this bizarre melange ranks among the most entertaining items in the Independent International catalogue.
The big loser of this endless rethinking is Chaney, whose Lennie-like star turn as a puppy-loving halfwit periodically turned into an axe-wielding killer is reduced to a virtual cameo while Vorkov (hitherto a stockbroker named Roger Engel) is perhaps the screen’s worst Dracula and middle-aged hipster Eisley models a sharktooth-necklace and polo neck ensemble that enlivens otherwise dreary romantic and counterculture sleuthing angles.
There are many technical issues : out-of-focus shots, mismatched scenes from the various incarnations (note the ridiculous variations of Vorkov’s make-up), scratched-into-the-emulsion optical effects, just-plain-ugly cinematography. Throw in stock music (the Creature From the Black Lagoon theme blares over the climax), bad line readings of unspeakable dialogue, Forrest J Ackerman as a victim (Forry gave the film an award in FM: in repayment, his name is misspelled in the credits), Angelo Rossitto dropped face-first onto an axe, Carroll doing an amazingly tacky Vegas number and later sampling a drink spiked with LSD, a scene reuniting the stars of The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant, and Kenneth Strickfaden’s old lab equipment. It’s rubbish, but you wouldn’t want it any other way.
First published in DVD Delirium (FAB Press).
